Dear U.S. Food Market,
I have a bone to pick with you. Some of us have traveled outside of the red white and blue, and we know about it. Yes. This is something that has been on my mind for a long time. We have tried passion fruit flavored foods. They are very good. Why do you think we only want overly-sweet Minute Maid passion fruit juice? Do you think this will quench our insatiable desire for passion fruit flavored delicacies? How dare you. Passion fruit is a flavor U.S. consumers deserve to experience as well.
Please discontinue this injustice.
-Anonymous Passion Fruit Admirer
Dear Haagen Dasz,
Thank you for your new brand of Five ice cream (with only five ingredients). You learned that people outside of Miami also want passion fruit flavored items. I tried your passion fruit Five ice cream today and it was really good. I thank you.
P.S.
If you make the passion fruit flavor slightly stronger, I would be much obliged. It will not be too much for us, I promise.
Forever yours,
Passion Fruit Lover
1 satisfied bellies:
Dear Sarah,
I'm glad you liked the Haagen Dasz recommendation. I also feel that Passion Fruit flavored items is a grossly under-tapped market in the US. Perhaps we should do something about it. We could make Brazilian Passion Fruit Mousse. Drool.
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